secret to avoiding rushhour
Posted by Jordan on August 16th, 2007Step 1:
Drive to work at 6:15 in the morning. Discover lights faster, road more clear.
Step 2: Work 22 hours.
Step 3: Drive home at 4:30am. discover roads even /more/ clear.
Step 1:
Drive to work at 6:15 in the morning. Discover lights faster, road more clear.
Step 2: Work 22 hours.
Step 3: Drive home at 4:30am. discover roads even /more/ clear.
My job with the magazine is going to be fun (where by “fun” I mean “I have no idea what will happen”) for a little while.
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Is this one still live?
No.
Well, maybe.
And as an added bonus, you get to hear the sound of shrapnel hitting your door as they blast away at the wall [...]
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In the end, we came up with a variety of names, [...]