Am I the only one who loves those two crazy youngers?
I’m seriously trying to work them into an article for the magazine right now. I doubt it will fly, but hey, it’s worth a try. After all, John did get away with inventing the product category, “Network Anomaly Detection”. Too bad “Network [...]
I know you’re supposed to actually kill yourself to be eligible for the darwin award, so this kid barely lucked out. He almost had a shot at greatness. Oh well. Link courtesy digg.
Name changed to protect the innocent ignorant.
(10:47:00 PM) xstvbombx: hey for me doing the easiest exploits what language should i try and learn
(10:47:10 PM) psifertex: perl or python
(10:47:25 PM) psifertex: but really if you want to do web stuff just mainly SQL and javascript.
(10:48:35 PM) xstvbombx: this guy i work with is trying to tell [...]
I’m almost ashamed to admit this, but this is pretty much my favorite clip from the Family Guy ever. I don’t know why. I know it’s sick and twisted, but I can’t stop laughing. I’ve said “Same thing, but at JoAnn Fabric” probably five dozen times over the past few weeks. [...]
As if anybody needed further confirmation of my insanity.
This morning, I get out of bed, jump in the shower, and proceed to actually wake up when the following two thoughts formed in my head:
Big Yellow Taxi - by Joni Mitchell
And another home-made joke (see below).
Q. What did the little boy amino-acid tell his mother while [...]