Please help my failing memory. There used to be a hilarious recording of a guy who had hooked up some equipment to his phone line and would reverse-spam telemarketers who called him with an automated system. Key points — the fake person who answered the phone asked silly questions like:
“Think of your favorite color, ok?”
(wait [...]
Be forewarned–Jaime informs me this wasn’t the funny the first time, and it won’t be funny repeated. Oh well. Discretion may be the better part of valor, but it’s not prominent in my repertoire.
Jaime: When you make a burrito, what do you do with it?
Jordan: Well, some folks like to take them outside [...]
Step 1:
Drive to work at 6:15 in the morning. Discover lights faster, road more clear.
Step 2: Work 22 hours.
Step 3: Drive home at 4:30am. discover roads even /more/ clear.
So you know youtube has everything, right? Everything you could possibly imagine has been recorded and is on youtube. Like, say, an entire Filipino jail re-enacting the famous Thriller music video from Michael Jackson? Complete with the ugliest “heroine” you’ve ever seen? Yup! Got it.
Just in case you thought learning Chinese by reading fortune cookies was a valid method of self-education, I’d like to use this time to demonstrate why that’s not a good idea. These fortunes were two of the three we recently opened at a meal. I always try to make people who don’t know [...]