Be forewarned–Jaime informs me this wasn’t the funny the first time, and it won’t be funny repeated. Oh well. Discretion may be the better part of valor, but it’s not prominent in my repertoire.
Jaime: When you make a burrito, what do you do with it?
Jordan: Well, some folks like to take them outside [...]
Just in case you thought learning Chinese by reading fortune cookies was a valid method of self-education, I’d like to use this time to demonstrate why that’s not a good idea. These fortunes were two of the three we recently opened at a meal. I always try to make people who don’t know [...]
There are times when I can empathize with a smoker’s craving. Sometimes I will not settle for anything less than a tall, cold glass of Coke. Caffeinated. Cold. Sugary. Goodness.
Just an hour ago after I ordered our ever-so-healthy pizza and garlic rolls for dinner, I went into the fridge to [...]
In case anyone’s interested, I took the liberty of testing the ultimate fake fruity mixed drink this evening. One of my favorite drinks is a John Wayne. As a good friend of mine described it, it’s kinda like a Shirley Temple, except, umm, it doesn’t sound pansy. I’ve always ordered sprite’s with [...]
I’m not much of a cook, but I’m certainly willing to try. Since moving to China I’ve cooked a number of things on my own, most of which have turned out at least decent and I’ve only started one oil fire (but boy was it a doozy!). But as a humble man I’m [...]