At the Lin wedding last week, each table was invited to write a poem or story beginning with the line, “Ellen and Eric were just wed…” My table decided the most equitable thing to do was to let each person at the table write two words at a time and send the card around until our story was done. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Ellen and Eric were just wed last Saturday and they went home before going down to the reception. Their first dance was suddenly interrupted! “Oh no,” said Ellen, “what will that astronaut do without oxygen?” “Don’t worry”, Oprah said, “Obama rules the world,” so he called 1-800-FREE-AIR. Republicans everywhere heard the stock exchange go boom. London bridge wasn’t falling for her until just then a chaste kiss interrupted the peace conference. London wondered whether France was interested in Eric’s Captain Underpants. Worn outside on sunny Panamanian holidays.
Truer words may have never been spoken.
Incidentally, congratulations Eric and Ellen!