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Be forewarned–Jaime informs me this wasn’t the funny the first time, and it won’t be funny repeated. Oh well. Discretion may be the better part of valor, but it’s not prominent in my repertoire.

Jaime: When you make a burrito, what do you do with it?

Jordan: Well, some folks like to take them outside and roll them around with sticks. Myself, I prefer to eat them. It’s an ongoing debate in the burrito aficionado world.

My wife must really love me.

5 Responses to “As heard at the Wiens house”

    I don’t get it.

    Score: -1, Troll.

    Yeah, when you have to explain it, it most certainly won’t be funny.

    She was asking about what I wanted on my burrito, how I wanted it made, etc. But what she actually said was what do you /do/ with it. Clearly the only thing you typically do with a burrito is eat it. Then I tried to be a smart-alec about it.

    Nobody appreciates my humor, I suppose. It’s tough being a misunderstood genius in your own mind.

    I understand your humor, I just know that I would have been totally screwed if I said that to Stacy.

    Speaking of Stacy, she is now and ex as of two weeks ago. My consolation prizes are an Xbox 360 Elite, Halo 3, lots of free time, and the ability to date other girls.

    I got it, but then again us Brits get sarcasm ;)

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