I’d like to warmly congratulate Mr. and Mrs. John William Biesnecker on their union!
May you always put the other above your self.

Women | 3 Comments »

Remember when you were little and got water in your ear and your mother told you not to stick anything in your ear? Yeah, well, apparently, I didn’t yesterday. Said situation happened and now I’ve got water lodged so far in my ear that after 4-5 fill/empties of my ear with isopropyl alcohol [...]

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Comments you DON’T want to hear from the guys knocking a huge hole in the cinderblock wall 10 feet from the door in your office:
Is this one still live?
No.
Well, maybe.

And as an added bonus, you get to hear the sound of shrapnel hitting your door as they blast away at the wall [...]

The Grind | 2 Comments »

I got a lovely automated phone-scam message today whereby you could win a free trip to some exotic location like Florida. I pushed ‘9′ to talk to someone about it so that I could find out where they got my number. The conversation went something like this:
Them: Long, automated message.
(push 9 on they [...]

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