As if anybody needed further confirmation of my insanity.
This morning, I get out of bed, jump in the shower, and proceed to actually wake up when the following two thoughts formed in my head:
- Big Yellow Taxi - by Joni Mitchell
- And another home-made joke (see below).
Q. What did the little boy amino-acid tell his mother while playing basketball?
A. When I grow up, I want to be on a protein