Two old men are sitting by the side of the road, lamenting about the good ole days when the road in front of their houses was just plain dirt, none of this fanced paved business. Just then, a donkey pulling a cart full of apples ambles down the road when suddenly the donkey trips, kicks the cart, which overturns sending apples all over the road.
One of the men turns to the other and says, “See, it was the asphalt.”
Wow, new “worst Jordan joke ever.” Quite an accomplishment.
Left by Rehmeyer on December 13th, 2004
So, when you came up with that joke, did you start with the punchline?
Left by David on December 13th, 2004
Yeah, pretty much.
That obvious?
Left by Jordan on December 14th, 2004
Yeah, pretty much.
I don’t think this will ever be a good joke, but it might work better if you have the two old men dialoging more before the punchline. In the dialog you should set up/introduce their dialect so that the joke is smoother — less obviously forced — and based more on their speaking issues than your desire to drop the punchline.
I actually like these types of jokes, sadly.
Left by David on December 15th, 2004
wow…you took your bad jokes to a new low
Left by lin on December 17th, 2004