I’ve discovered one way to improve my appearance. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone, but in my case it produced nearly instantaneous results. Simply follow these easy steps:
- Get completely out of shape.
- Talk yourself into working out with a friend from the office who will keep you accountable and has worked out himself a lot in the past.
- Go work out for an hour and a half.
- Push yourself to the point of exhaustion.
- Keep working out past that point.
- Finish, beyond exhausted.
- Then go play tennis (yes, you’re an idiot at this point, I know)
These simple steps will guarantee you visible results. Well, maybe it’s because I’m fairly skinny to begin with in my case, but it worked fairly well. Mainly because the muscles in my chest and arms NEVER RELAXED. They were completely tight for days afterwords. Oh yes, and of course sore like I had been hit by a car. But there were visible differences.
After they settle down (interestingly, if I keep working out, I’ll actually be looking less fit), I’ll be taking pictures and posting them online of my progress. Nothing like a little public ridicule to keep me honest and exercising. One of the few benefits of Jaime being out of town is that I have a lot more time to work out, I suppose.
My brother, the fitness guru.
Left by Colin on July 6th, 2004
Also, a few more things…this reminds me of the movie Dodgeball. It’s cheesy but funny, watch it. Do it. Secondly, when are you going to come down here and lift a bit with me?
Left by Colin on July 7th, 2004
After two weeks of “working out”, Jordan has successfully used excuses and circumstances to attend the gym no more than four times. If he decides to stick to it, we’ll essentially be starting over again. Just didn’t want you to fool the masses, J. :).
Left by Andrew on July 12th, 2004
If u have any invites pls invite me
Thank U Dear
Left by suresh on April 14th, 2005