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I’m the 52,162,565 richest person on earth!


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Oh, and yeah: I was in a really really minor car accident the other day. I wasn’t particularly bothered by it since there was nothing visible at all with my bumper, but I was of course slightly annoyed that this ditzy girl was so clueless as to just sort of keep rolling right into me at a stop. It was worse when after we started to go again, at the next stop, I looked back apprehensively and noticed she was fiddling with something, getting a comb out of her glove box to do her hair, checking herself out in her mirror, chewing gum, and smoking a cigarrette. In a swimsuit (had come from swim practice apparently). AFTER she hit me. This is like 30 seconds later. Some people really are incapable of learning apparently.

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    Hmm, by entering different amounts into that website I figured out your approximate yearly income. Not bad.

    ;-) I wondered if anyone would do that. Of course, that was due to my recent fairly large raise. Before that, I was only the 103,478,261 richest person. Fairly big difference. Of course, someone just sent me a job description that they thought I should apply for and that job is the 43,187,565 richest. However, I’ll take financial stability and security with happiness any day over being richer than 10 million more people and stressd any day.

    There’re about 718,000 people between you and me. It doesn’t factor in cost of living, though. According to what salary.com tells me, if they did there’d be around 528,168,318 between you and me. Wow!

    Yeah, cost of living is the real difference.

    Yay, I’m the 878,499,354 richest person in the world! Aren’t I glad I’m using my degree for this! Oh well, I’ll keep telling myself that cost of living thing I suppose.

    When I was reading your story about the accident I was anticipating reading that she hit you twice. That would have been really funny in a way.

    I am the 860,388,099 richest person in the world. That is based on $5,000/year.

    I think it is interesting what people base their feelings of wealth on. This is obviously yearly income, but what about net worth and such? There are people who are fairly wealthy when you consider net-worth, but don’t have that high of an income. These are probably retirees mostly, but it still happens.