Normally I would post little, strange links to the sidebar, but seriously this one is too damn funny to risk anyone not seeing it: “Is it worth $987 to live free of Fear Of Chinese Culture?“
For anyone earning a living or at school, the financial toll of this phobia is incalculable. Living with fear means you can never concentrate fully and give your best. Lost opportunities. Poor performance or grades. Promotions that pass you by. Fear of Chinese Culture will likely cost you tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of your lifetime –– let alone the cost to your health and quality of life. Now Fear of Chinese Culture can be gone for less than the price of a round-trip airline ticket, or a few weeks of drugs or conventional therapy.
I’m looking, and it doesn’t appear to be a joke. Clicking on other phobias listed at the bottom you can see that it’s just a form page, with phobia names and attributes plugged in via ASP.
I wonder if they can help me with my fear of being kidnapped by ninja monkeys and then drowned in teriyaki sauce? Because that would be worth $987.
Had to add this one:
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?PhobiaID=1381&SDID=1015
Left by Eric on October 13th, 2003
I beg to differ with these guys: drugs work wonders in solving Sinophobia.
Actually, I wonder if you could treat it with baijiu, or whether that’d just set it off worse. Anyway, best phobia ever.
Left by Brendan on October 13th, 2003
I anyting, I think that would cause baijiuphobia: fear of an awful, oily liquid being forced down one’s throat by the demands of social politeness. I’m reasonably sure I suffer from that
Left by John on October 13th, 2003
You has a fear of Chinese culture?! I can not imagine things like that. Baijiu is really a good stuff especially in winter. If any of you are puzzled about Chinese culture, you can e-mail to alps1202@hotmail.com. as a Chinese -ton, I will show you some regular and key rules about living in China. Just have a try!!!
Left by Alps on December 17th, 2003