Will you please come into my office, the Athletic Director beckoned to me and my parents. Still baffled why we were here, we sauntered into the office not sure what to expect. [...]
I’m pretty sure this is only funny to me. In fact, I’m just about positive, but I’m going to post it anyway, because it’s really funny to me.
Really. This turned out a lot longer than it should have, so I’ll spare most of you the suffering and use the extended text.
Once when I was around 5 years old my family was sitting down for dinner enjoying a quiet meal at home. We were having a casserole with rice which I picked at, but decided I didn’t like the way the rice had tasted. I must have still been at an age where my [...]
For whatever reason, this was the first thought into my head this morning when I woke up. Musta been some wierd dreams:
Piglet and the Stinky Pooh Hole
My Dog Cerebus
Explosives You Can Make at Home
Anyone else care to share some wholesome ideas for children’s books?
Seriously, I love Pat Robertson. He makes stereotyping the Christian Right as a bunch of crazies so much easier. When folks like Orrin Hatch talk about morality, you know, I listen, because even when I don’t agree with him I respect his views (on morality, at least, not other things). But Pat [...]