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For whatever reason, this was the first thought into my head this morning when I woke up. Musta been some wierd dreams:

Piglet and the Stinky Pooh Hole

My Dog Cerebus

Explosives You Can Make at Home

Anyone else care to share some wholesome ideas for children’s books?

6 Responses to “Children’s Stories that Never Were”

    “The Home Invader Who Stole Christmas”
    “Pimping Out Your Little Sister for Fun and Profit”
    “Adventures in Touching a Hot Iron”
    “Punching Daddy in the Balls is Fun”

    See, in comparing mine to yours, it’s provable that things seem funnier than they are when you first wake up.

    What happens to the “Outside Reading” after it scrolls to the bottom and disappears? Is there a way that I can access it still?

    “My balla are hot and sweaty”
    “fill her 3 holes” (learn how to count with Ron Jeremy)
    “the gang bang train”

    if this is the first thing that popped intoyour head when youwoke up, then you must be a geek!

    The pop -up book of human anatomy