Today is the first day of Summer B, the first summer semester in which incoming freshmen can enroll (because Summer A starts before high schools finish). Thus, there are a lot of new faces on campus, many of them young and scared. Noses are buried in maps, trying in vain to find buildings that don’t seem to actually exist. As a BMOC, a fifth-year senior that knows all of the ins and outs of the place, it’s a time to observe and reminisce.
One thing that I’ve noticed is that the per capita skanky young girl population has exploded. This is to be expected. It’s well over 90 degrees today, with nearly 100% humidity, so wearing too much clothing is a death sentence, but this is more than just the desire to be cool. I guess that these newly minted freshmen don’t realize that they don’t need to dress like hoochies to get our attention — simply having breasts is enough to attract at least some notice from the college male population.
Still, I’ve never been one to complain about scantily-clad girls, so to you, the nubile and large breasted of the Class of 2007, bring it on!
Yes, bring it on… er, wait, are we too old now?
Left by Adam on June 17th, 2003
It’s kinda scary; the point is fast approaching, isn’t it?
Left by Jordan on June 17th, 2003
That point is long gone. I was at the gym back in Orlando a few weeks ago. A group of very hot girls caught my attention until I realized they were memebers of the Winter Springs High School dance team which in my estimates makes them maybe 17, but probably 16. That’s a good five years. Damn scary to be old now.
Left by Adam on June 17th, 2003
Ah, but Jordan and I are now old enough that five years is still fully legal. But yeah, these freshmen are far to young to do anything but stare at.
Left by John on June 17th, 2003
UCF girls rule.
Left by Scott on June 17th, 2003
John, 3 years ago (well, could have been a little more than three) you and Jordan poked at how my pre-pubescent girls reminded you of girl scouts, now that eyecandy could easily be my girlfriend you’re looking at. Imagine [insert your female friend from high school] here getting their jollies off on me… scary, huh?
Left by Colin on June 18th, 2003
Well, I don’t think freshman girls are too young. You know I’d flow with them. I did this past spring semester. But I know what you’re saying. Besides LOOKING younger and younger, they are amazingly hot. I walk around the Oviedo Mall sometimes feeling like a pedifile.
John…question. Now that summer B has started, aren’t we really 6 year seniors now? Depressing.
Left by Aristotle on June 18th, 2003
I don’t know about you Aristotle, but I took a semester off (in China), and I’m actually _graduating_, so I’m not particularly depressed.
And besides, the new year doesn’t start until Fall, these freshmen are just getting a jump on things… so don’t feel too bad until about six weeks from now.
Left by John on June 18th, 2003
I seriously think we (as in the world) should search back and retrieve the notion that it is acceptable for a 20-something male to seek and select a young woman, (what was it? Anything over 14… 15?) ask her parents for her hand, and then move somewhere reasonably far away and start life.
What was so wrong with that? Women could still do the college thing. I know of a couple where the man is working and providing and the woman is still in college.
It might also help with the skankiness issue put forth. If they are married and satisfied sexually then they don’t need to be advertising so much. I remember High School and the girls were constantly horny (for lack of a better word) and wanting older guys/men… well, this satisfies that. …and even though it sucks for the horny (there’s that word again) guys between the ages of 14 and whenever… that happens in this paradigm for many of us anyway (Colin, you are probably excluded) Besides, if I knew that I couldn’t get any… err… If I knew I couldn’t get married until I got through school and got a good job my grades would likely be much better, AND I might be done with school by now.
It’s like tapping the sex-drive of young men for economic growth.
Left by David M on June 19th, 2003
Skanks por Kapital… oh, wait. That’s porn.
Left by David M on June 19th, 2003
Somehow I think that marrying off girls at 14 or 15 so that they wouldn’t dress like skanks would probably cause a helluva lot more harm than good.
Left by John on June 19th, 2003
I don’t think sexually a 14 or 15 year old girl could satisfy much. Seriously, think about it. *voice of Samir from Office Space* … Yes, that was a horrible, horrible idea … I’m actually believing that personally if you are with the same person while you go through all these changes during the 17-21 year old range, it’s not as good as say, if you meet somebody in your early 20’s and go from there. A little bit more mature, knowing what you’re really looking for (sexually, mentally, etc.). Yep! Truth.
Left by Aristotle on June 19th, 2003
Oh shit, I think I just agreed with something Aristotle said. I’m gonna go drill out my brain.
Left by Scott on June 19th, 2003
Yes sir. It is possible.
Left by Aristotle on June 19th, 2003
It is, indeed, a proud moment for all of us (that is: me) who held out hope for Aristotle’s promised reform.
Left by John on June 19th, 2003
Yes, I also take donations through paypal.
Left by Aristotle on June 19th, 2003
How old are you guys? and do u all live in Florida?just wondering…
Left by Bree on December 28th, 2003
Related entries for this Skanks Per Capita entry:
Arrived
little twisted
A place for the cream cheese
Summer goals
Priorities
Songs to remember by
Kicking the habit
Go away
I left out two titles, because with just those eight I see comical poetry waiting to happen with just a few changes…
Skanks Per Capita
Arrived
A little twisted
…place for the cream cheese
Summer goals,
priorities,
songs to remember (them) by.
(Now I’m)
kicking the habit.
Go away!
Left by David on December 28th, 2003