Don’t read this entry. I mean it. It’s a followup to a previous thread, and it falls even further down the slippery slope of slime. This is well below the gutter, into the sewer.
If I still haven’t scared you, continue.
First it was bigger penis spam.
Then it was bigger ball spam.
Apparently those trends were no longer enough, and the spammers needed newer, more enticing ways to get your attention. Today my inbox was rewarded with the newest, next generation of crotch attention grabbing spam. It grabbed not only my attention, but also my horror:
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 17:12:13 +0000 From: isterin@hsc.usc.edu To: Abuse Subject: Abuse, Look what I found.. A Unique Pill That Will Increase Your Sperm By Up To 500% More - We Guaranteed It ! - Increase your sperm volume up to a massive 500% - Enjoy longer, more intense and satisfying orgasims. - Hold erections longer with a rock solid penis - 100% Money Back Guarantee if you are not happy with the results. - Benefit from increased sexual desire. - Everyone wants muliple orgasims, you can have up to 3 in 1 time with our pills - Blow incredible loads of sperm all over your partner today - Be just like a male pornstar! READ MORE INFO HERE VXRWrcvgrqciIpDWrgWP R-EMOVE YOURSELF
If anyone really would like some more information on this valuable product, go away. This is definitely not the webpage for you, you need something else entirely.
I should start reading more of the spam I delete. I never realized it was so interesting.
Left by John on June 11th, 2003
I get TONS of that shit. I never read it because it’s all stupid. Sometimes funny back in the day, but you’ve got to practice being a stud. You can’t take a pill for that.
Left by Aristotle on June 11th, 2003
“Benefit from increased sexual desire” ??
Man, sometimes I wish there were pills that would stop all of this for a bit.
Oh man, I just read the rest of it. I’m done commenting here.
Left by David M on June 12th, 2003
Speaking of bigger…
Could one of you guys put up a post for The Hulk? It is coming out really soon, and I am probably going to go see it at noon that Friday.
Left by David M on June 12th, 2003
lol… “Abuse, look what I found…”
Left by David M on June 12th, 2003
Somehow, I don’t think there will be as much to discuss about the hulk as there was for the matrix…
Left by Jordan on June 12th, 2003