Y’all know the J-Dog has been crusad’n fuh the cause for a bit now. I don’t mind being tha rebel n’all, an having tuh carry the load for a whiz-ile, ’cause I know muh times come due ‘ventually. Well, shor nuff, the movement’s all catching it’s own freaky momentum now. Muh homes in Network Services were really representn today. I ain’t ashamed to say that no more than 3 tears swelled up in J-dog’s eyes, out o sheer pride fuh my boys, as we had a record-breaking 5 people sportn hawaiian shirts at the office today for Hawaiian Shirt Friday. An one of the usual HSF fellas weren’t even sportn his culahs. I gotsta say, I’m proud.
Those Open Systems biz-natches ain’t even show’n a single bit o flava, but it’s all good, ’cause like I said, da homes upstairs be shown fuh real. Anyways, I ain’t here tuh shoot it all day, I gots ports tuh terminate and goons tuh go have regulate, y’all know how it is, I just wants to be recognizing P3t3, Marcus The Knife, Stealn Dan, and Ralph fuh show’n up today, fuh real. J-Dog OUT.
Before someone else points it out, I figured I’d readily admit it: I’m pretty darn unoriginal. Shoot me.
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Left by Jordan on May 23rd, 2003
And not a mention of the letter opener o’ death. Really, I’m disappointed.
Left by John on May 24th, 2003